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Author Topic: For when turning a page is just too much effort  (Read 501 times)
suedenem
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« on: January 12, 2012, 12:39:45 PM »

The Page Turner
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« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2012, 01:20:52 PM »

Is it just me, or would it have been a lot easier to just use his hand??
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« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2012, 01:57:36 PM »

What do you mean?  All he had to do was lift his mug, which he did anyway  Huh?
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« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2012, 02:47:40 PM »

What about the next page? He clearly hasn't thought this through.
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« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2012, 02:59:23 PM »

That was awesome. It should have been on Mythbusters, or Art Attack, or something like that.
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« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2012, 04:05:44 PM »

Or Wallace and Gromit.
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« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2012, 04:21:49 PM »

Or the net. That's the kind of thing it was made for.
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« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2012, 04:32:30 PM »

Indeed.  The first webcam was created so that lazy geeks could keep an eye out for when a coffee pot needed filling up, after all.

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« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2012, 04:51:36 PM »

You just stole my icebreaker at parties.
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« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2012, 05:07:30 PM »

I'm sure you can think of another webcam ice-breaker.

Something Lesley Grantham related, perhaps?
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« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2012, 09:31:02 AM »

Brilliant. I could never get Domino Rally to work property!

There's been a few commercials like this, but you always feel like they are mostly special effects. This appeared to look like it worked properly. Very impressive.  biggrin
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Great post Jon! I have been following the effort since you started it, and although I have understood its purpose this post does a really great job solidifying the full rationale.
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« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2012, 09:46:01 AM »

I would have been able to make the page turn in half the time.
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« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2012, 09:59:11 AM »

But then you would have only had chance to read half the page :-(
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« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2012, 10:24:36 AM »

I only read the bottom half of pages anyway. That's where they hide the good stuff.
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« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2012, 07:58:22 PM »

Indeed.  The first webcam was created so that lazy geeks could keep an eye out for when a coffee pot needed filling up, after all.

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I've been on the net long enough to remember that and taking a look via the swanky Mosaic browser.
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