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« on: November 07, 2011, 11:39:53 AM »
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Tax notice,

There are arrears reckoned on your account over a period of 2010-2011 year.
You will find all calculations according to your financial debt, enclosed.
You have to sick the debt by the 8 November 2011.
If not we will have to forward your case to the court.

Sincerely,
Felecia Opel,
Commissioner of taxation.

Attched: HMRC_Calculations_0734.zip

I'm opening the zip file now to find out how much vomit I need to send them...
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Great post Jon! I have been following the effort since you started it, and although I have understood its purpose this post does a really great job solidifying the full rationale.
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« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2011, 11:56:08 AM »
payupnow.exe?
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« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2011, 11:59:59 AM »
Since its the revenue I'll be happy to make a contribution. As much as you want really.
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« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2011, 12:37:47 PM »
It appears that Rob's real name is Tax Notice.
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« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2011, 12:48:58 PM »
That must be fake, far too polite for them and there aren't enough threats or mistakes.
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Just another shite talking, unemployable Walter Mitty character living in a blinkered brassed-off, ITV-drama-esque world...
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« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2011, 04:03:19 PM »
I've got until the 22nd December on one I received today Tongue
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