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« on: October 05, 2011, 06:20:16 AM » |
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Who wants one?
Don't be shy.
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familychoice
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« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2011, 06:41:54 AM » |
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Can I have two please? I'll eat one now and have the other later.
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Just another shite talking, unemployable Walter Mitty character living in a blinkered brassed-off, ITV-drama-esque world...
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Steve Lampkins
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« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2011, 07:01:04 AM » |
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If you want two, I think I'll have to transfer you to customer services.
Please hold.
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Dom
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« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2011, 08:23:50 AM » |
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I'll take one. I would take more, but I don't want to pay the £5.69 p/m that the phonecall to Customer Services would cost.
Plus then they'd have my number, and would sell it to spammers, causing me more grief and making me require yet another mid-week breakdown. It's a vicious cycle.
So one breakdown to go, please.
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Steve Lampkins
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« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2011, 08:30:39 AM » |
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The government won't allow us to let you leave the premises during your breakdown.
Have a sandwich and a bottle of water. That'll be 14p, thanks.
Only kidding!
It's £12.50.
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« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2011, 10:26:03 AM » |
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I had mine at the start of the week to get it out of the way.
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Great post Jon! I have been following the effort since you started it, and although I have understood its purpose this post does a really great job solidifying the full rationale.
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« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2011, 11:56:15 AM » |
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Steve Lampkins
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« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2011, 12:14:59 PM » |
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familychoice
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« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2011, 02:35:51 PM » |
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RSS feed for FC: Guess which one I got. Still on hold by the way... |
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Just another shite talking, unemployable Walter Mitty character living in a blinkered brassed-off, ITV-drama-esque world...
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« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2011, 01:11:53 PM » |
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Can we all have our end-of-week breakdown now? I know it's only 2pm, but still...
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Steve Lampkins
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« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2011, 01:19:57 PM » |
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Break it down.
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Steve Lampkins
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« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2011, 08:30:18 AM » |
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Status: yikes
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« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2011, 09:53:19 AM » |
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Tru dat.
I feel really out of it today.
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Steve Lampkins
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« Reply #13 on: November 02, 2011, 10:02:56 AM » |
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When have you been in it?
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« Reply #14 on: November 02, 2011, 11:42:54 AM » |
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Bleargh.
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« Reply #15 on: November 02, 2011, 11:55:01 AM » |
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When have you been in it?
Touché! Perhaps I should invent an N.I. scale for standardising the various levels of "out of it" that one can experience, starting from "Is that a cat? There's a glitch in the Matrix", to "mildly translucent", to "ecstasy-laden spirit colourbubbles of euphoria". |
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« Reply #16 on: November 02, 2011, 08:47:36 PM » |
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Is it too late to call it mid week? Otherwise can I book a late week breakdown?
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Steve Lampkins
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« Reply #17 on: November 02, 2011, 08:52:12 PM » |
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Wait a bit, and you can have a minibreak-down.
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Steve Lampkins
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« Reply #19 on: November 03, 2011, 06:50:45 AM » |
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Only Bring Your Own Breakdown Bottle is available, currently.
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« Reply #20 on: November 03, 2011, 02:59:28 PM » |
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« Reply #21 on: November 03, 2011, 03:05:42 PM » |
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Geddout Well, at least it's Monday soon. Your favourite day.  |
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« Reply #22 on: November 03, 2011, 04:35:07 PM » |
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So you would have had your mid-week breakdown on Tuesday then. |
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« Reply #23 on: November 03, 2011, 04:40:47 PM » |
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I should be having a breakdown doing this flipping tender, but it's got to be in next week so I'll have to have it then.
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Great post Jon! I have been following the effort since you started it, and although I have understood its purpose this post does a really great job solidifying the full rationale.
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« Reply #24 on: November 03, 2011, 04:44:51 PM » |
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You'll have your breakdown then, you mean?
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« Reply #25 on: November 03, 2011, 05:30:35 PM » |
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So you would have had your mid-week breakdown on Tuesday then. I had it last Tuesday, in advance! |
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Dom
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« Reply #26 on: November 04, 2011, 10:34:32 AM » |
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Right, no more breakdowns this week please. Get yo'self over to the Friday thread.
We can all have a collective breakdown there instead.
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Steve Lampkins
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« Reply #27 on: November 04, 2011, 10:38:21 AM » |
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I'm cured!
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Dom
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« Reply #28 on: November 04, 2011, 10:49:46 AM » |
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Praise Jebus!
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Steve Lampkins
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« Reply #29 on: April 25, 2012, 11:42:34 AM » |
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Break it down, yo.
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