The Fantabulous Stupabulous Big Brother 2011 Thread o' Win!

[Dom]

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He stayed, woo!!











Fairly happy with the result of the eviction last night.

[Dom]

I'm liking this series so far, it's a lot better than the celeb version I think. There are some characters in there that I like, and one that I really don't (I'm looking at YOU Rebeckah) but overall I think it's started well.

The eviction on Friday was the outcome I was hoping for, and it was nice to see the housemates getting along and having a laugh over the last couple of days rather than just arguing. Well, except one housemate, who was trying to stir things up (yes Rebeckah, I'm looking at YOU again).

I'm also glad that some of the quieter ones are getting a bit of camera time, like Harry, Faye and Tom.

[Steve Lampkins]

I still haven't even watched the opening show even... :/

[Dom]

Two words: Faye's minidress.

[Steve Lampkins]

Did you need two seconds?

[Dom]

No it's OK, I keep an ice pack nearby at all times when watching the show.

[Steve Lampkins]

Well it's standard issue in the BB kit, isn't it.

This year, I think it was because of Jedward that they added the cosh for knocking yourself out.

[Dom]

Just to give you a taster, here are some Aaron quotes. He's fast becoming my favourite housemate.

Alex, in her Geordie accent: Do you love N-Dubz?
Aaron: I dont understand what you are saying. Say it slowly...
Alex: Do... you... love... N-Dubz?
Aaron: **looks puzzled** Whats an N-Dubz?

Tom: "I don't think it'd be fair if I had kids."
Aaron: "Why? Because of what they'd look like?"

Tom, about Jay: "He gives his mate £30 and sends him to Greggs."
Aaron: "I could buy shares in Greggs for £30."

Rebeckah: "You're the doppleganger of my ex-boyfriend."
Aaron: "Was he well hung?"

Rebekah: "Have you ever wee'd on anyone?"
Aaron: "Not deliberately".

Faye: "I looked like Ugly Betty at school. I got called shark teeth, brace face, metal mouth, Ugly Betty, sports geek, lad boy... At one point, apparently I had male genitalia as well as female genitalia..."
Aaron: "It's not true, is it?"
Faye: "No, Aaron, it's not true, I haven't... does it look like I've got a male genitalia?"
Aaron: "I can't look."
Faye: "Well look!"
Aaron (takes a brief glance): "Oh dear..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weoaRXlbchU

"I would like to be either Ant or Dec, I'm not fussy which, so I could just understand Jay for one day."

Rebeckah: "I hate men that think that if they've got lots of stuff, their d*ck gets bigger."
Aaron: "I've got a Nintendo Wii...."

[Marge]

Rebeckah out! ... message ends

[Dom]

I didn't catch last night's show, but I've got it recorded so I'll see it tonight. But I agree - Rebeckah out!

[Marge]

Aaron must go ... and he can take Faye with him! 

[Dom]

I'm a week behind. The last episode I saw basically spent 25 minutes doing a recap of the week.

Channel 5 need to stop doing that. The number of times we've seen the clip of Faye shouting "that's my sister!" as Gem walked down the stairs is unbearable!

And they can stop with the "previously" and "coming up" sections too. We must get about 15-20 minutes of new footage with each episode, after all the ads and recaps have been removed. It's ridiculous.

[Steve Lampkins]

This is still going?

I've not even watched launch night...

Oh well, Battlefield.

[Dom]

Final yesterday, no idea who won coz I haven't seen the last 10 days worth yet.

But now we get our evenings back, woo!

[slaughteredlamb]

Final of what? Genuinely didn't watch a single second of it but then in the same time period I didn't watch a single second of Channel 5 so maybe the two are linked?

Nah, it's just that the two are so unbelievably shite I'd prefer to nail my testicles to an acid covered plank of wood that was about to set on fire whilst simultaneously having my eyelids stapled open so that I'm forced to literally watch paint dry. 

[Dom]

Well at least you can't post spoilers then.

[Dom]

OK, I haven't seen the final of the last series yet, but tonight is the start of Celebrity Big brother 2012.

Tonight, 9pm, Channel 5. Be there, or be somewhere else! Somewhere more fun, productive, and sexy no doubt.