Two brothers. One's a dullard, the other is a master of quick wit and ready repartee.
Dullard goes to the circus one night. The clowns come on asking for a member of the audience to assist. Dullard bro puts up his hand and gets picked.
CLOWN: I say, I say, I say, are you the front end of an ass?
DULLARD: Durrr No!
CLOWN: I say, I say, I Say, are you the back end of an ass?
Dullard: Durrrrrrrrr No!
Clown: Then you must be NO END of an ass!
The crowd errupt - laughter and kids throwing bits of crap at Dullard (who is very unhappy).
Dullard goes home and tells his brother (master of quick wit and ready repartee) what happened. He is very unhappy and his brother agrees to attend the circus with him the following night.
The next night both brothers are there and the clowns come on as usual and ask for a volunteer.
The master of quick wit and ready repartee puts his hand up and is picked.
Dullard brother sits in eager anticipation.
CLOWN: I say, I say, I say. Are you the front end of an ass?
Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee: Nooo
CLOWN: Are you the back end of an Ass?
Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee: Noooooo
Clown: Then you must be No End Of An Ass!!!
Audience laughing their pants off....
Dullard brother is waiting in quiet anticipation...
Master Of Quick Wit And Ready Repartee waits for the audience to silence, then says.....
FECK OFF YOU RED NOSED TW@T!For some reason I thought of Yawner when I read this
