I love getting emails like this:
Dear name.
My name is Rose Maria and I'm an HR manager with IDS Ltd.
I would like to take this time to welcome you to our hiring process and give you a brief synopsis of the position's benefits and requirements.
If you are taking a career break, are on a maternity leave, just retired or simply looking for some part-time job, this appointment is for you.
The successful candidates shall possess excellent organizational skills as well as the ability to efficiently multi-task. The ideal candidates shall have a strong focus on day-to-day operational excellence , and a personal style that builds trust and induces loyalty.
The candidate shall be self-motivated, proactive, able to learn and adapt quickly.
Occupation: Flexible schedule 2 to 8 hours / day. We can guarantee a minimum 20 hrs/week occupation
Salary: Starting salary is GBP 1500 per month plus commission , paid on a four-weekly basis.
Business hours: 9:00 AM to 5:00 PM, MON-FRI, (your local timezone).
Region: United Kingdom.
Please note that there are no startup fees or deposits to start working with us.
We offer team members flexible schedule, accommodating telecommuting and on-site tasks, and basic entry-level positions for recent graduates and those looking to start a new career with a stable company with foreign capital. Working for us provides employees with a challenging and fast-paced work environment that is sensitive to the needs of its workforce.
If you are interested in getting more information and taking this position with us, the next step in our process is to fill out our application form and to make out an interview.
To request an application form, schedule your interview and receive more information about this position please reply to this email with your personal identification number for this position IDNO:-B2WRN0QLVL.
If you have any questions or concerns, please feel free to contact me. I look forward to reviewing your application paperwork.
Sincerely,
Rose Maria
HR department IDS Ltd.
What I love is that they actually called me 'name' despite my real name being in the subject of the email. Tut tut, they can't even write a spam script properly, so what hope do I have of seeing my "GBP 1500 plus commission" now that I'm "on a maternity leave"...?
Also, I have no idea what the job is for. Not that there is a job, of course. Sigh, I wish I'd get some juicy confidential emails like FC does.
