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« on: January 11, 2011, 10:31:12 AM »

Q; What kind of Cheese is best for enticing a bear out of it's cave?

































































A: Camembert



Q. What kind of cheese is best for hiding horses?







































































A: Mascapone
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« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2011, 11:51:07 AM »

I was walking down the street the other day, someone threw some cheese at me. I thought, that's not very mature, is it.
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« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2011, 12:28:51 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2011, 01:32:35 PM »

I was walking down the street the other day, someone threw some cheese at me. I thought, that's not very mature, is it.

They should have found a Roquefort throwing at your head
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« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2011, 01:53:25 PM »

I've thought about this Caerphilly and in even Grater detail. There is no Whey these jokes can be classed as goodness, cheesy yes, goodness no.
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« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2011, 06:01:19 PM »

I see santa brought Sam the 2011 Book of Cheese Jokes.  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2011, 06:16:15 PM »

cheese jokes roule!
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« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2011, 12:03:48 AM »

I was walking down the street the other day, someone threw some cheese at me. I thought, that's not very mature, is it.

They should have found a Roquefort throwing at your head
Seconded... only wish I was smart enough to come up with something entertaining.....
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