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samhs
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January 11, 2011, 10:31:12 AM »
Q; What kind of Cheese is best for enticing a bear out of it's cave?
A: Camembert
Q. What kind of cheese is best for hiding horses?
A: Mascapone
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January 11, 2011, 11:51:07 AM »
I was walking down the street the other day, someone threw some cheese at me. I thought, that's not very mature, is it.
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Quote from: samhs on January 11, 2011, 11:51:07 AM
I was walking down the street the other day, someone threw some cheese at me. I thought, that's not very mature, is it.
They should have found a Roquefort throwing at your head
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January 11, 2011, 01:53:25 PM »
I've thought about this Caerphilly and in even Grater detail. There is no Whey these jokes can be classed as goodness, cheesy yes, goodness no.
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January 11, 2011, 06:01:19 PM »
I see santa brought Sam the 2011 Book of Cheese Jokes.
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cheese jokes roule!
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Quote from: rutty on January 11, 2011, 01:32:35 PM
Quote from: samhs on January 11, 2011, 11:51:07 AM
I was walking down the street the other day, someone threw some cheese at me. I thought, that's not very mature, is it.
They should have found a Roquefort throwing at your head
Seconded... only wish I was smart enough to come up with something entertaining.....
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