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Dom
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« on: August 16, 2010, 03:07:44 PM »

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

"What do you think you're doing?", asks the wife.

"They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans", he replies.
 
"Put them back, we can't afford them", demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
 
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

"What do you think you're doing?", asks the husband.

"It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful", replies the wife.

Her husband retorts, "So do 24 cans of Budweiser, but they're half the price!"

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« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2010, 08:12:05 AM »

I was expecting a link to a web site selling Thai Brides.
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« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2010, 10:18:22 AM »

Possibly, but Thai brides are no joke. They cost a fortune for the good ones, and I've only got so many potatoes I can pay them with.
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« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2010, 02:12:57 PM »

Yeah, but really.. that's small potatoes.
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« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2010, 02:20:27 PM »

What are you saying about my potatoes?

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