Me, the missus and the dog went for a 2 night trial down in the New Forest. Trial is the right word.
1 mile from home, notices I forgot me wallet. Turn round.
10 miles from home realise we've forgotten the chairs. Carry on.
Gets there late afternoon, books in, sets up, all looking good. Lovely weather. Missus takes dog for a walk to see the ponies. Dog finds pony poop, shoulder down, result

Chairs making their absence felt. Least the cooking went well. Red went down well.
10pm off to bed.
12am dog realises I've forgotten to bring his bed and demands a share of ours.
2am airbed down. I shall now be reminded of how hard the ground is every hour. And also how cold it is.

5am and it's chucking it down. Rain will continue for 24 hours solid.
7am breakfast goes well.
9am off to the local camping shop in Lyndhurst for chairs, new sleeping bag and 2 single inflatable beds.
11am off walking to Brockenhurst for a pub lunch and a walk round as there's nothing else to do.
3pm we're playing spot the drip as the rain continues.
4pm dog is still damp from out earlier walk. It's very wet and humid, not much drying going on.
5pm I realise the importance of a carpet for stopping the spread of mud in the tent.
6pm dinner goes well, little gas burner working a treat.
10pm off to bed, missus feeling poorly.
11pm missus has splitting headache and is vomiting.
1am accompany the missus to the toilet block.
2am dog demands one of my old and thin sleeping bags to lie on as the ground is so hard. It is cold. Very cold.
3am missus waked me up as she's frightened of the 'snorting sound' from outside the tent.
3:30am I finally give in and venture outside to see what beast is creating this awful noise. Track it down to a tent about 10 feet away. It's some bloke snoring. So much for the visions of ponies curling up next to our tent.
6am up for breakfast.
8am sun comes out.
9am pack up a still wet tent and drive home. At least we only live about 50 miles way.
Still, at least I know what to bring next time we go. Can't wait to get back to work though.