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« on: April 13, 2010, 08:12:56 PM »
Joke 1

What do you call a black guy who's lost 30 stone?









Lenny Henry



Joke 2

Why did the Mexican shoot his wife?














Tequilla!!!!
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« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2010, 08:15:55 AM »
Quote from: yawner on April 13, 2010, 08:12:56 PM
Joke 2

Why did the Mexican shoot his wife?

Tequilla!!!!

You told me off for that joke only a couple of weeks ago!!!11!!1! On DDN!!!!11!!1!
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Lose verb to misplace something. To fail to keep or obtain something, especially because of a mistake, carelessness, etc.
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« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2010, 12:15:24 PM »
Quote from: samhs on April 15, 2010, 08:15:55 AM
Quote from: yawner on April 13, 2010, 08:12:56 PM
Joke 2

Why did the Mexican shoot his wife?

Tequilla!!!!

You told me off for that joke only a couple of weeks ago!!!11!!1! On DDN!!!!11!!1!


L, P etc  Tongue
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« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2010, 01:17:54 AM »
http://www.dotdragnet.com/forum/index.php/topic,4592.msg35508.html#msg35508

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« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2010, 10:45:08 AM »
Thats a month ago you pesky varmint. You expect me to remember that far back at my age?

Go on, tell me another that I can tell back to you in a few weeks.  biggrin
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