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« on: January 06, 2010, 09:20:58 AM » |
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Possibly only Nige will get this one.
Cheryl Cole goes to the hairdressers.
"Alreet, bonnie lass. What d'yee fancy the day, like?"
"I think I'd like a perm"
"Okay. 'I wandered lurnley as a clood what flurts on hay o'er hill an' vale'"
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yawner
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« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2010, 11:44:01 AM » |
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Possibly only Nige will get this one.
I do. It was one of grandad's favourites.  |
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« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2010, 12:18:59 PM » |
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Possibly only Nige will get this one.
I do. It was one of grandad's favourites. Big fan of Cheryl Cole was he? #Cough# |
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« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2010, 12:28:05 PM » |
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Possibly only Nige will get this one.
I do. It was one of grandad's favourites. Big fan of Cheryl Cole was he? #Cough# pedant |
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« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2010, 10:28:12 AM » |
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Possibly only Nige will get this one.
It certainly seems that way. |
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« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2010, 11:03:36 AM » |
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perm = poem (I think). If you understand that, the rest follows.
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Loose adj a not held together; not fastened or firmly fixed in place Lose verb to misplace something. To fail to keep or obtain something, especially because of a mistake, carelessness, etc. --- Blog: www.ohwrite.co.ukTwitter: www.twitter.com/samhs |
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« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2010, 01:45:12 PM » |
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Is that a cream cake or a Meringue?
You were right, its a cream cake.
(a Meringue = am a rang = am I wrong)
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« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2010, 06:44:18 PM » |
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A blind Mackem enters a Geordie pub by mistake. He finds his way to the bar and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the landlord: "Hey, you wanna hear a joke about the Geordies?"
The pub falls absolutely silent.
The lad next to him says: "Before yer tell us yer joke bonnie lad, there's a few things yer shud knaa:
1 - The landlord is a Geordie.
2 - The booncer is a Geordie.
3 - I'm a 6ft 6in taall, 220-poond Geordie with a black belt in kerartee.
4 - The lad sitting next to us is a Geordie, and is a pro weightlifta.
5 - The lad to your reet is a Geordie, and is a pro wrestla.
Noo, think aboot it seriously, marra. Do you still wanna tell yer Geordie joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares:
Nah...not if Ah'm gonna have to explain it five times like.
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« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2010, 06:52:43 PM » |
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Geordie went into a clock repairers on Westgate Road, Newcastle
He went up to the counter where a bonny lass was serving and proceeded to drop his trousers and whack it out on the counter.
'I'm sorry Sir' she said, 'This is a CLOCK shop !!'
'That's all right' said Geordie ...'PUT TWO HANDS ON THAT !!'
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« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2010, 07:30:30 PM » |
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Bus conductor says to Geordie woman on bus
'Madam, your left breast is hanging out !'
Mrs Geordie replies 'Oh my God, I've lost the bairn!"
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« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2010, 07:53:57 PM » |
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Geordie said to his mate :
'The wife's having a bairn in Rake Lane Hospital today !'
His pal said : 'Is she dilated ?'
'Wey man' said Geordie 'We're both of us over the moon !!!'
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« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2010, 07:59:34 PM » |
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Geordie said to his mate
'I used to think I was fantastic in bed, then I found out that the girlfriend has asthma'
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