Anothet Yawner Jokette

Nelson Mandela was having breakfast when there’s a knock on the door

Standing there is a little Japanese guy tapping a clipboard with a pen saying “sign here, sign here”

Nelson looking over the top of the Japanese guys head and seeing a huge articulated lorry loaded with car bumpers he says “that’s not for me, you’ve got the wrong address” and shuts the door

Next day Nelsons reading a book when there’s a knock on the door and upon opening it there’s another Japanese guy tapping a clip board with his pen “sign here, sign here”

Looking over the top of the Japanese guys head he sees another huge articulated lorry loaded with car windscreens!
Nelson is a bit annoyed at being disturbed again but he keeps his cool and tells the Jap guy that the screens are nothing to do with him so please leave me alone.

The following day same thing again, knock knock, Nelson opens the door to find another little Japanese guy tapping his clipboard with a pen saying “sign here, sign here” and behind him is a huge articulated lorry loaded with car wheels

Nelson, really pissed off now says “for the last f-ing time piss off and leave me alone”

The little Japanese guy looks down at his clip board and says

“so you not Nissan Main Dealer”