(courtesy of my gran)
Paddy has just got his first question correct on Who Wants to be a Millionaire and Chris Tarrant gives him the second question for £200
What was the name of the Great Train Robber?
A- Ronnie Biggs
B- Ronnie Barker
C- Ronnie Corbett
D- Ronald McDonald..
Paddy Says, I've had a great day Chris, I think I'll just take the money, final answer !!
Chris Says, are you mad

? You've got 3 lifelines left!!
Paddy replies, aye but I'm no a f****ng Grass!!!