Cheers all, well the ATM thing came back up by itself about an hour ago but it's still saying that there is no activity on the Ethernet and we still can't get on the Interweb

Jason you are right in all that you say. Apparently, according to the Bulgarians, the router will connect to the Interweb automatically and all we have to do is enter our IP address, gateway and DNS servers. I've done this using the info they gave us (which is probably wrong) but no joy.
Ahhhhh, I really can't face speaking to those useless fekkers again, it's sapping my will to live!