MJT

[Tony]

Some years ago, Paddy married an attractive woman, Maggie, half his age, in a small coastal Irish community.

After several months, Maggie complained that she had never climaxed during sex and according to her Grandmother all Irish women are entitled to a climax once in a while.

So, to resolve the problem, they went to see the Veterinarian since there was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in the village.

The Vet didn't have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his mother and father would fan a cow that was having difficulty breeding, with a big towel. This would cool her down and make her relax.

So the Vet told them to hire a strong, virile young man to wave a big towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife to cool down, relax, then climax.

So the couple hired a strong young man from Dublin to wave that big Towel over them as the Vet suggested.

After many efforts, Maggie still had not climaxed so they went back to the Vet. The Vet said for her to change partners and let the young man have sex with her while Paddy waved the big towel.

They tried it that night and Maggie went into wild, screaming,  ear-splitting climaxes, one right after the other for about two and a half hours.

When it was over, Paddy looked down at the exhausted young man and in a boasting voice said:






'And that, me old son, is how ya waves a foockin' towel !!

[yawner]

 

[rutty]

Well, I liked it

[robwhizz]

Well I've told everyone in the office, so I liked it. 

[Haze]

 

[SLEE]

this is awful but...

Two goldfish in a tank one turns to the other - how do you drive this thing?

ok if that isnt bad then try this one

A blind man walks into a pub with his guide dog. Upon nearing the bar the man picks up the guide dog and begins to swing the dog around above his head.
The startled barman shouts out what are you doing?

The man replies i am just taking a look around

[sickpuppy]

Guide dog jokes you say? I heard this one recently which probably meant it was posted here -

Two friends were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other had a Chihuahua. As they sauntered down the street, the guy with the Doberman said to his friend, "Let’s go over to that bar and get something to drink."

The guy with the Chihuahua said, "We can’t go in there. We’ve got dogs with us."

The one with the Doberman said, "Just follow my lead." They walked over to the bar and the guy with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk into the bar.

The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, no pets allowed."

The man with the Doberman said, "You don’t understand. This is my guide dog."

The bouncer said, "A Doberman pinscher?"

The man said, "Yes, they’re using them now. They’re very good."

The bouncer said, "OK then, come on in."

The man with the Chihuahua figured he’d try it too so he put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk into the bar. He knew his story would be a bit more unbelievable. Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, no pets allowed."

The man with the Chihuahua said, "You don’t understand. This is my Guide dog."

The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?"

The man with the Chihuahua said, "A Chihuahua?!? A Chihuahua?!? Those bastards gave me a damn Chihuahua??!!!

[yawner]

"A Chihuahua?!? A Chihuahua?!? Those bastards gave me a damn Chihuahua??!!!

Very good