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« on: June 30, 2009, 11:04:34 AM » |
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The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven ... which part of your body goes first?"
Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands." "Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?"
Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first." "What a wonderful answer!" the nun said. Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs."
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mummy and Daddy's bedroom the other night, Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, 'Oh God, I'm coming!' If Daddy hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."
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yawner
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« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2009, 08:32:10 PM » |
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Thats so bad Jee would have been proud of it. 
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"Far less of a c*** than you used to be" - Mrs Y
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« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2009, 09:12:53 PM » |
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Q: What’s the difference between a cross-country run and Anthony Worrall Thompson? A: Well, one’s a pant in the country… 
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yawner
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« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2009, 09:41:01 PM » |
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crap joke but lovely picture Kimberly 
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"Far less of a c*** than you used to be" - Mrs Y
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Shirker
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« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2009, 09:50:16 PM » |
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Praise indeed  Can we have a memorial Jee smiley to be used for a truly corny joke of the day? Would be nicely appropriate. Maybe someone could design one? Use part of his avatar image?
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« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2009, 09:52:11 PM » |
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I'll get my coat  Thanks, and it's Kimberl ey Can we have a memorial Jee smiley to be used for a truly corny joke of the day? Would be nicely appropriate. Maybe someone could design one? Use part of his avatar image? I think that's a lovely idea Mr Shirker.
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Matt
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« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2009, 10:20:39 PM » |
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We have niges nasty whatever so how about Jee's joke hole forum or something?
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« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2009, 11:58:12 PM » |
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Can we have a memorial Jee smiley to be used for a truly corny joke of the day? Would be nicely appropriate. Maybe someone could design one? Use part of his avatar image?
Thats a great idea We have niges nasty whatever so how about Jee's joke hole forum or something? For sure we'll have to have at least one thing to immortalise Jee on these pages. While he always will live on in our minds, to have something here every day to remind us would be awesome.
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« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2009, 08:16:33 AM » |
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Perhaps we could have a Thursday Jee Thread? Still can't get used to seeing him offline in MSN 
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« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2009, 08:28:10 AM » |
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I'm going to Rickroll myself as a mark of respect
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« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2009, 09:05:08 AM » |
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Perhaps we could have a Thursday Jee Thread? Still can't get used to seeing him offline in MSN  I was thinking something a bit more perm. in terms of an actual forum named after him, as a thread may not be continued in the future as people move on etc? I know its unlikely and that non of us would forget him but if we had a forum for jokes named after him, then its a constant thing everyone can see? Just a thought, but defo think we need to do something.
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« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2009, 03:40:24 PM » |
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Yeah a really nice idea. I'd say a forum and a smiley.
We gotta do something to 'immortalize' him in some way
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« Reply #13 on: July 01, 2009, 04:07:23 PM » |
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« Reply #14 on: July 01, 2009, 04:44:24 PM » |
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He had me vectorise an image of the Astley so he could print a giant poster and stick it to a friend's house or something - he defo loved Rick.
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Loose adj a not held together; not fastened or firmly fixed in place Lose verb to misplace something. To fail to keep or obtain something, especially because of a mistake, carelessness, etc. --- Blog: www.ohwrite.co.ukTwitter: www.twitter.com/samhs
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