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« on: May 16, 2009, 09:40:28 AM »

A lady holding a baby walks into a bus and, as she’s paying the fare, the busdriver says, “Holy crap! That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”

The lady, dumbstruck and furious, doesn’t respond. She just walks to the back and takes a seat.

Then she turns to the guy next to her and says, “The bus driver just insulted me.”










The man replies, “There’s absolutely no call for that. You should go up there and tell him off right now. Here, I’ll hold your monkey.”
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« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2009, 09:45:18 AM »

and on more of a Jee theme (I'm also not 100% that this hasn't been posted already)

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A duck waddles into a bar and hops on a stool. The bartender, irritated, says, “What’ll you have?”

The duck says, “Got any pickles?”

The bartender spits and says “We don’t have pickles here, We serve drinks. Now get out!”

The duck hops off the stool and waddles out.

The next day, the same duck waddles into the same bar, hops on a stool, looks the bartender in the eye and asks, “Got any pickles?

The next day, the same duck waddles into the same bar, hops on a stool, looks the bartender in the eye and asks, “Got any pickles?”

The bartender, irritated, says, “I told you yesterday we don’t serve pickles here, we serve drinks, now GET OUT!”

The duck hops off the stool and waddles out.

The next days the same duck waddles into the same bar and hops on a stool, looks at the bartender, and asks: “Got any pickles?”

The bartender, infuriated, POUNDS his fist on the bar and yells at the duck. “I told you two times we don’t serve pickles here, we serve drinks! If you ask me ONE MORE TIME, I’m going to nail your beak to the bar! NOW GET OUT

With that the duck shrugged, hopped off the stool, and waddled out.

The next day, the same duck waddled into the same bar, hopped on a stool, looked the bartender in the eye and asked: “Got any nails?”

The bartender, puzzled, said “No.”

The duck then looked him square in the eye and said, “Got any pickles?”
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« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2009, 09:57:24 AM »

The first one brought a smile to my face. biggrin

ory.
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« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2009, 10:44:57 AM »

Love it!
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« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2009, 11:14:47 AM »

Can someone explain the duck one - I think I'm being a bit thick...?
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« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2009, 11:24:29 AM »

Err he could not nail the beak to the bar without nails  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2009, 11:30:18 AM »

Can someone explain the duck one - I think I'm being a bit thick...?
noddy  wink1
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« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2009, 12:05:02 PM »

A-ha, I get it now. Thank you gentlemen smile oops
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