TJT

[yawner]

She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast,
wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'you've got to make love to me this very moment.'

My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.'

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck.

A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'

She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'

[Jeewhizz]

Jeepity jeep jeep jeep!

http://www.dotdragnet.com/forum/index.php/topic,2667.0.html

[MattC]

1942 just sent me a telegram, they want 1847's joke back.

[Shirker]

Jeepity jeep jeep jeep!

http://www.dotdragnet.com/forum/index.php/topic,2667.0.html

Pot. Kettle. Black.

[Jeewhizz]

Jeepity jeep jeep jeep!

http://www.dotdragnet.com/forum/index.php/topic,2667.0.html

Pot. Kettle. Black.

No need to be racist!

[MattC]

Jeepity jeep jeep jeep!

http://www.dotdragnet.com/forum/index.php/topic,2667.0.html

Pot. Kettle. Black.

To be fair Jee's *jokes are not normally subject of a jeep. They are normally very very bad, very bad indeed but not normally jeepable.

*I use this term very loosely.

[Jeewhizz]

Jeepity jeep jeep jeep!

http://www.dotdragnet.com/forum/index.php/topic,2667.0.html

Pot. Kettle. Black.

To be fair Jee's *jokes are not normally subject of a jeep. They are normally very very bad, very bad indeed but not normally jeepable.

*I use this term very loosely.

thank you sir

I am prepping a nice one for tomorrow

[Shirker]

I refer the honourable gentleman to the current 'one for the oldies' thread. 

I am prepping a nice one for tomorrow

That's the kind of thing Ash used to say about having a dump...

[Jeep Stone]

I was more concerned you thought I had a hair trigger