Fantasy Football 2008/9

[yawner]

I'll call in Joe Kinnear. 

To sit in the stands?

he's as much good there

You're not enjoying the draws then?

I was there on Saturday. First half we thought we'd gone to the wrong ground. We were all over Stoke leading easily 2-0. Joe obviously realised our discomfort with such an unusual scenario, so completely reorganised the team at half time. 2nd half we barely touched the ball. Ahhh, thats more like it. 2-2. 

Have you got a season ticket then?  You never seem to be away from the place, you're there more often than me.

its complicated, but "yes" - sort of in a sharey carey way  Give me a ring you fat swine.

[wilberforce]

its complicated, but "yes" - sort of in a sharey carey way  Give me a ring you fat swine.

Kettle, Pot, etc. or have all those trips to that expensive fitness place worked wonders? or could it be 

 I wonder 

Will do.  Can you not make outgoing calls or something.

[yawner]

Can you not make outgoing calls or something.

I don't get them paid for by HM Govt if thats what yuo mean

sorry for thread hijack folks

[Toxteth OGrady]

I was there on Saturday. First half we thought we'd gone to the wrong ground. We were all over Stoke leading easily 2-0. Joe obviously realised our discomfort with such an unusual scenario, so completely reorganised the team at half time. 2nd half we barely touched the ball. Ahhh, thats more like it. 2-2. 

He was probably trying to lose so he could be next in line for the Madrid job

[yawner]

I was there on Saturday. First half we thought we'd gone to the wrong ground. We were all over Stoke leading easily 2-0. Joe obviously realised our discomfort with such an unusual scenario, so completely reorganised the team at half time. 2nd half we barely touched the ball. Ahhh, thats more like it. 2-2. 

He was probably trying to lose so he could be next in line for the Madrid job

wasn`t THAT amazing? 

[Toxteth OGrady]

I was there on Saturday. First half we thought we'd gone to the wrong ground. We were all over Stoke leading easily 2-0. Joe obviously realised our discomfort with such an unusual scenario, so completely reorganised the team at half time. 2nd half we barely touched the ball. Ahhh, thats more like it. 2-2. 

He was probably trying to lose so he could be next in line for the Madrid job

wasn`t THAT amazing? 

In a total shocking way, yes.

Still it makes for all those great scoops from the media, like Wendy is after Bentley who slagged him off and was a major factor in getting him the sack or Lennon who Wendy never started and tried to get shot of. Oh and Andy Johnson the new galactico 

[Mr Anderson]

Start of month 5

1      Sarah G   SarahG's Boys   28
2      David Anderson   FC Hurricane   20
2      Michael Sawley   Legs Luthier   20
4      Stuart Donald   Mantis----   17
5      Charisma Bypass   Fetish Rubber FC   14
6      Lee Doel   SLEE FC   12
7      tony culshaw   Temps Tramps   12
8      Chris Hall   Rowan Williams Wobblers   10
9      Sam HamptonSmith   youwantitbad   10
10      Paul Berry   Cheltenham Challengers   8
11      nige wibble   The Huge Potentials   7
12      Grant H   GFC   7
13      Dave Rutt   Ansty Commute   5
14      Pedro F   Idorus   5
15      Ben    Crouching Balls, Hidden Growler   -4

[yawner]

Start of month 5

1      Sarah G   SarahG's Boys   28
2      David Anderson   FC Hurricane   20
2      Michael Sawley   Legs Luthier   20
4      Stuart Donald   Mantis----   17
5      Charisma Bypass   Fetish Rubber FC   14
6      Lee Doel   SLEE FC   12
7      tony culshaw   Temps Tramps   12
8      Chris Hall   Rowan Williams Wobblers   10
9      Sam HamptonSmith   youwantitbad   10
10      Paul Berry   Cheltenham Challengers   8
11      nige wibble   The Huge Potentials   7
12      Grant H   GFC   7
13      Dave Rutt   Ansty Commute   5
14      Pedro F   Idorus   5
15      Ben    Crouching Balls, Hidden Growler   -4

So much for teh transfer market. I kick out Shay Given and Habib Beye and they keep a clean sheet. 

[Mr Anderson]

1      Sarah G   SarahG's Boys   33
2      tony culshaw   Temps Tramps   23
3      David Anderson   FC Hurricane   20
3      Charisma Bypass   Fetish Rubber FC   20
3      Michael Sawley   Legs Luthier   20
6      Stuart Donald   Mantis----   20
7      nige wibble   The Huge Potentials   16
8      Chris Hall   Rowan Williams Wobblers   14
9      Grant H   GFC   13
10      Paul Berry   Cheltenham Challengers   12
11      Lee Doel   SLEE FC   11
12      Sam HamptonSmith   youwantitbad   10
13      Dave Rutt   Ansty Commute   5
13      Ben    Crouching Balls, Hidden Growler   5
15      Pedro F   Idorus   5

[Tony]

ooh, what happened there?

[Mr Anderson]

ooh, what happened there?

It was a low (no) scoring weekend for most of us. There's only been a few slight changes after last night's game:

1      Sarah G   SarahG's Boys   36
2      Stuart Donald   Mantis----   24
3      David Anderson   FC Hurricane   23
3      Charisma Bypass   Fetish Rubber FC   23
3      Michael Sawley   Legs Luthier   23
6      tony culshaw   Temps Tramps   23
7      nige wibble   The Huge Potentials   22
8      Paul Berry   Cheltenham Challengers   15
9      Chris Hall   Rowan Williams Wobblers   14
10      Lee Doel   SLEE FC   14
11      Sam HamptonSmith   youwantitbad   13
11      Grant H   GFC   13
13      Pedro F   Idorus   8
14      Dave Rutt   Ansty Commute   5
14      Ben    Crouching Balls, Hidden Growler   5

[rutty]

I still haven't changed anyone 

Apathy rules OK

[Mr Anderson]

1      Sarah G   SarahG's Boys   59
2      David Anderson   FC Hurricane   46
3      Charisma Bypass   Fetish Rubber FC   45
4      nige wibble   The Huge Potentials   43
5      Michael Sawley   Legs Luthier   40
6      Stuart Donald   Mantis----   39
7      tony culshaw   Temps Tramps   32
8      Lee Doel   SLEE FC   30
9      Paul Berry   Cheltenham Challengers   24
10      Sam HamptonSmith   youwantitbad   24
11      Chris Hall   Rowan Williams Wobblers   21
12      Grant H   GFC   16
13      Pedro F   Idorus   15
14      Dave Rutt   Ansty Commute   8
15      Ben    Crouching Balls, Hidden Growler   6

[yawner]

Paging Scousers - "5 lucky goals" 

[Mr Anderson]

1      Sarah G   SarahG's Boys   65
2      Charisma Bypass   Fetish Rubber FC   52
3      David Anderson   FC Hurricane   51
4      Lee Doel   SLEE FC   48
5      nige wibble   The Huge Potentials   47
6      Michael Sawley   Legs Luthier   38
7      Stuart Donald   Mantis----   37
8      tony culshaw   Temps Tramps   35
9      Sam HamptonSmith   youwantitbad   31
10      Paul Berry   Cheltenham Challengers   29
11      Chris Hall   Rowan Williams Wobblers   23
12      Dave Rutt   Ansty Commute   17
13      Ben    Crouching Balls, Hidden Growler   17
14      Grant H   GFC   16
15      Pedro F   Idorus   13

[Mr Anderson]

1      Sarah G   SarahG's Boys   71
2      Charisma Bypass   Fetish Rubber FC   58
3      David Anderson   FC Hurricane   57
4      Lee Doel   SLEE FC   48
5      nige wibble   The Huge Potentials   47
6      Michael Sawley   Legs Luthier   41
7      Stuart Donald   Mantis----   40
8      tony culshaw   Temps Tramps   38
9      Sam HamptonSmith   youwantitbad   34
10      Paul Berry   Cheltenham Challengers   29
11      Chris Hall   Rowan Williams Wobblers   23
12      Grant H   GFC   19
13      Dave Rutt   Ansty Commute   17
14      Ben    Crouching Balls, Hidden Growler   17
15      Pedro F   Idorus   13

[Mr Anderson]

1      Sarah G   SarahG's Boys   73
2      Charisma Bypass   Fetish Rubber FC   61
3      David Anderson   FC Hurricane   59
4      Lee Doel   SLEE FC   48
5      nige wibble   The Huge Potentials   47
6      Michael Sawley   Legs Luthier   43
7      Stuart Donald   Mantis----   40
8      tony culshaw   Temps Tramps   40
9      Sam HamptonSmith   youwantitbad   34
10      Paul Berry   Cheltenham Challengers   32
11      Chris Hall   Rowan Williams Wobblers   25
12      Grant H   GFC   24
13      Dave Rutt   Ansty Commute   20
14      Ben    Crouching Balls, Hidden Growler   17
15      Pedro F   Idorus   13

Best 3 months:

1   David Anderson   FC Hurricane   181
2   Sarah G   SarahG's Boys   177
3   Michael Sawley   Legs Luthier   177
4   Charisma Bypass   Fetish Rubber FC   144
5   Stuart Donald   Mantis----   126
6   Grant H   GFC   122
7   Chris Hall   Rowan Williams Wobblers   121
8   Lee Doel   SLEE FC   117
9   Paul Berry   Cheltenham Challengers   111
10   nige wibble   The Huge Potentials   108
11   Pedro F   Idorus   105
12   Sam HamptonSmith   youwantitbad   105
13   tony culshaw   Temps Tramps   103
14   Ben    Crouching Balls, Hidden Growler   81
15   Dave Rutt   Ansty Commute   72

[Mr Anderson]

Month 6:

1      David Anderson   FC Hurricane   16
1      Michael Sawley   Legs Luthier   16
3      Charisma Bypass   Fetish Rubber FC   16
4      Sarah G   SarahG's Boys   13
5      nige wibble   The Huge Potentials   11
6      tony culshaw   Temps Tramps   9
6      Paul Berry   Cheltenham Challengers   9
8      Dave Rutt   Ansty Commute   7
9      Chris Hall   Rowan Williams Wobblers   6
10      Stuart Donald   Mantis----   4
11      Grant H   GFC   4
12      Lee Doel   SLEE FC   2
13      Sam HamptonSmith   youwantitbad   1
14      Pedro F   Idorus   0
15      Ben    Crouching Balls, Hidden Growler   -1

[Mr Anderson]

1      David Anderson   FC Hurricane   22
1      Michael Sawley   Legs Luthier   22
3      Charisma Bypass   Fetish Rubber FC   22
4      Sarah G   SarahG's Boys   19
5      tony culshaw   Temps Tramps   12
6      nige wibble   The Huge Potentials   11
7      Paul Berry   Cheltenham Challengers   11
8      Dave Rutt   Ansty Commute   9
9      Stuart Donald   Mantis----   7
10      Grant H   GFC   7
11      Chris Hall   Rowan Williams Wobblers   6
12      Sam HamptonSmith   youwantitbad   4
13      Lee Doel   SLEE FC   2
14      Pedro F   Idorus   2
15      Ben    Crouching Balls, Hidden Growler   -1

[Mr Anderson]

1      Michael Sawley   Legs Luthier   33
2      David Anderson   FC Hurricane   32
3      Sarah G   SarahG's Boys   30
4      Charisma Bypass   Fetish Rubber FC   30
5      tony culshaw   Temps Tramps   21
6      Stuart Donald   Mantis----   14
7      Dave Rutt   Ansty Commute   13
8      Paul Berry   Cheltenham Challengers   12
9      Grant H   GFC   12
10      nige wibble   The Huge Potentials   11
11      Chris Hall   Rowan Williams Wobblers   11
12      Sam HamptonSmith   youwantitbad   10
13      Ben    Crouching Balls, Hidden Growler   8
14      Lee Doel   SLEE FC   7
15      Pedro F   Idorus   0

[Mr Anderson]

1      Sarah G   SarahG's Boys   38
2      Michael Sawley   Legs Luthier   38
3      David Anderson   FC Hurricane   34
4      Charisma Bypass   Fetish Rubber FC   33
5      tony culshaw   Temps Tramps   21
6      Dave Rutt   Ansty Commute   16
7      Stuart Donald   Mantis----   14
8      Chris Hall   Rowan Williams Wobblers   14
9      Lee Doel   SLEE FC   13
10      Sam HamptonSmith   youwantitbad   13
11      Paul Berry   Cheltenham Challengers   12
12      Grant H   GFC   12
13      nige wibble   The Huge Potentials   11
14      Ben    Crouching Balls, Hidden Growler   8
15      Pedro F   Idorus   0

[Mr Anderson]

1      Michael Sawley   Legs Luthier   54
2      Sarah G   SarahG's Boys   49
3      David Anderson   FC Hurricane   45
4      Charisma Bypass   Fetish Rubber FC   44
5      Dave Rutt   Ansty Commute   25
6      Paul Berry   Cheltenham Challengers   25
7      tony culshaw   Temps Tramps   24
8      Stuart Donald   Mantis----   18
9      Grant H   GFC   18
10      Chris Hall   Rowan Williams Wobblers   17
11      Ben    Crouching Balls, Hidden Growler   16
12      Sam HamptonSmith   youwantitbad   16
13      Lee Doel   SLEE FC   14
14      nige wibble   The Huge Potentials   11
15      Pedro F   Idorus   6

[Mr Anderson]

1      Michael Sawley   Legs Luthier   57
2      Sarah G   SarahG's Boys   55
3      David Anderson   FC Hurricane   48
4      Charisma Bypass   Fetish Rubber FC   47
5      Lee Doel   SLEE FC   28
6      tony culshaw   Temps Tramps   26
7      Dave Rutt   Ansty Commute   25
8      Paul Berry   Cheltenham Challengers   25
9      Stuart Donald   Mantis----   21
10      Grant H   GFC   21
11      Chris Hall   Rowan Williams Wobblers   20
12      Sam HamptonSmith   youwantitbad   19
13      Ben    Crouching Balls, Hidden Growler   18
14      nige wibble   The Huge Potentials   14
15      Pedro F   Idorus   10

[Mr Anderson]

1      Michael Sawley   Legs Luthier   65
2      Sarah G   SarahG's Boys   60
3      David Anderson   FC Hurricane   59
4      Charisma Bypass   Fetish Rubber FC   55
5      tony culshaw   Temps Tramps   38
6      Grant H   GFC   35
7      Paul Berry   Cheltenham Challengers   34
8      Dave Rutt   Ansty Commute   32
9      Lee Doel   SLEE FC   30
10      Ben    Crouching Balls, Hidden Growler   26
11      Stuart Donald   Mantis----   26
12      Sam HamptonSmith   youwantitbad   24
13      Pedro F   Idorus   23
14      Chris Hall   Rowan Williams Wobblers   21
15      nige wibble   The Huge Potentials   19

[Mr Anderson]

1      Michael Sawley   Legs Luthier   85
2      Sarah G   SarahG's Boys   80
3      David Anderson   FC Hurricane   74
4      Charisma Bypass   Fetish Rubber FC   70
5      Grant H   GFC   52
6      tony culshaw   Temps Tramps   49
7      Dave Rutt   Ansty Commute   48
8      Paul Berry   Cheltenham Challengers   44
9      Lee Doel   SLEE FC   40
10      Stuart Donald   Mantis----   40
11      Ben    Crouching Balls, Hidden Growler   32
12      Sam HamptonSmith   youwantitbad   29
13      Pedro F   Idorus   28
14      Chris Hall   Rowan Williams Wobblers   26
15      nige wibble   The Huge Potentials   25

[Mr Anderson]

1      Michael Sawley   Legs Luthier   85
2      Sarah G   SarahG's Boys   80
3      David Anderson   FC Hurricane   76
4      Charisma Bypass   Fetish Rubber FC   70
5      Dave Rutt   Ansty Commute   54
6      Grant H   GFC   52
7      tony culshaw   Temps Tramps   49
8      Paul Berry   Cheltenham Challengers   47
9      Lee Doel   SLEE FC   43
10      Stuart Donald   Mantis----   40
11      Ben    Crouching Balls, Hidden Growler   32
12      Pedro F   Idorus   30
13      Sam HamptonSmith   youwantitbad   28
14      Chris Hall   Rowan Williams Wobblers   26
15      nige wibble   The Huge Potentials   25

[CJ]

Awwww.  I am too late for this, having seen in real life my Jermaine Defoe be transferred out of Spurs to Portsmouth ... and back again ...GRIN, aw but now he is injured and Keane is back?  I'm all out of touch!  Sigh.

Hurri, your musical av.  still catches me out! GRRR.

[Mr Anderson]

Hello CJ

It's not too late. Sign up now and you can compete for the remaining monthly leagues (the next one starts this Saturday). And there's enough left to go for the best 3 months league too.

I may do a new avatar soon

[CJ]

Okay I dud it!  Stop laughing... ;-)  No idea what I do next!  I had to pick quickly before I changed my mind... went over budget straight away and had to cut back...

[Mr Anderson]

1      Michael Sawley   Legs Luthier   91
2      Sarah G   SarahG's Boys   86
3      David Anderson   FC Hurricane   82
4      Charisma Bypass   Fetish Rubber FC   76
5      Dave Rutt   Ansty Commute   57
6      Grant H   GFC   55
7      tony culshaw   Temps Tramps   54
8      Paul Berry   Cheltenham Challengers   49
9      Lee Doel   SLEE FC   46
10      Stuart Donald   Mantis----   46
11      Ben    Crouching Balls, Hidden Growler   32
12      Sam HamptonSmith   youwantitbad   31
13      Pedro F   Idorus   30
14      Chris Hall   Rowan Williams Wobblers   26
15      nige wibble   The Huge Potentials   25

CJ I've left yours off for this month as you only had one day to score points. It also means that Nige stays at the bottom of the league, which is a bonus