Patience!
I'd just go for it yourself. I'm sure you'll get enough advice here to see you through.
And it'll be a nice string to your bow.
Yeah, that's the sensible option. But I had a look at some stuff tonight and it all looks so complicated! I'd feel a bit of a fraud charging them for expertise I simply don't have. I was really hoping someone here would take it on. For someone who knows what they're doing it would be a nice easy little bit of monthly income.
I don't think I can invest the time to learn it myself. It kind of leaves me a bit cold, and I'm not good at learning stuff I'm not really interested in.